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Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh
Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"
smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay
Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls
You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan
Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...
Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.
Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.