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family

*Dom doretto*

family is more important than everything.

by iaintveganbutieatmyveggies July 24, 2021


family

something the orphans don't have

look at that cunt he hasn't got a family

by amelie tetley November 22, 2021


family

For queer people, referring to all other queer people as a family group that they feel part of.

Oh, that bartender is family...they might give us a discount.

by Mithris May 16, 2023


Family

People you are stuck with for life. Sometimes they can be a real crook in your lot. Fortunately, you can unabashedly be sarcastic and backwards with them and they don't take it personally....usually...and if they do well I guess that just to bad. ..

Yes, I am spending Thanksgiving with my family, but I'm not sure I'm thankful about it...

by Blobfish88 November 20, 2021


family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 30, 2022


Family

a group containing parents and children

I am a family

by 5949 June 9, 2016


Family

Family is people who give you free food. And people who give you free food are family.

"Family is free food" - nej 2019

Rebecca: Ohana means food.

John: No it means family you dumbass.

Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?

Rebecca & John : ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

by Shunshun June 12, 2019