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When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering
God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle
Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
You pot noodle looking bastard
"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.
Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.
A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)
Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle