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Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 06, 2020


Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 09, 2019


Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 13, 2018


Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019


Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015


Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.

“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right

by Dapper Noodle August 26, 2022


Noodle stroodle

When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)

Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle

by Mr.mondal May 06, 2017