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Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.
the hot vape thing, or hot razor thing, is where one takes a hit of a vape puts a razor in their mouth and slowly blows out the smoke.
*virgil; does the hot vape thing*
roman, in gay panic; Oh fuck, thats hot
*logan; silent gay panic*
a good-looking person involved with another. usually only mentioned by club heads, ravers, and pacha bros!
guy 1- "She's so hot!"
guy 2- "yeah but she's already that guy's looky thing"
"Hey boo"
"Hey Looky thing"
Used as alternative to "sure thing" , "ok", "cool", " thanks"
A says: "Can you please pass a message to your peers...."
B replies: "Shore thing"
See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
What a grade-school student tells someone as a reason for his unwillingness to perform a requested action; it means dat while he personally would not mind doing it, he is afraid dat "da big man in dat dreaded upstairs office" would disapprove, and thus he would give him major grief if he found out.
One sixth-grade boy conversing with another on da playground: Sorry, Dude --- I can't slip you a textbook in class to help you get a better grade on your test; it's the principal of the thing."