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Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.
That's Hokey Spoons!
Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.
When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.
Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.
To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy
Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.
A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.