wet bagel

pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!

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wet luigi

to lick the tract of land betwix the scrotum and anus.

i will give you $5 for a wet luigi

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Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.

Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.

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wet towels

A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.

Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)

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wet burrito

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

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is water wet

Water is not wet kcasper is a fuck tard-crowley

Is water wet
Kcasper-water is wet
Me-no you dipshit

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Wet Vagina

The state of West Virginia, USA

Person: "Hello! I'm from the Mountain State, or Wet Vagina."

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