Sabeen's hair

the longest most gorgeous thing in the world!!!! usually has pretty clips and hair stuff in it and it always looks amazing :)

random dumb chick: Gorgeous gorgeous girls have long hair

me: Sabeen's hair is longer than the definition of long hair so HA! she, therefore, is way more of a gorgeous gorgeous girl than you are!

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Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.

That dude has some hot hockey hair

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down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

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Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.

"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".

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Hair Nest

A tangled mass of long pubic hair.

"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"

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Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

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