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**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
To determine the presences of one's testicles; To man up
Coach always knew how to motivate us:
"Hey! Check your sack and stick your dick in the electric fire!"
When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
When someone sends a snap with ‘grey arrow check’, it means that they are checking if people unadded them / didn’t add them back.
It got the name from the grey arrow you get on Snapchat when someone hasn’t added you back.
Person #1: Nina just sent me a snap with the text ‘grey arrow check’
Person #2: Don’t worry, that doesn’t mean anything. She’s just checking if people unadded her.
The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy
J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king
Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.
Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!
(Archaic) A Phrase meant to tell somebody to look at the Privileges they have. It was intended to be used against privileged People who complain about little Problems.
(Modern) A Term used to dismiss any Problem as unimportant, because of that Person being "Privileged".
Archaic Use:
Person 1: "Ugh, my Dad bought me the wrong-colored Car."
Person 2: "You should feel greatfull for even getting a Car. Check your Privilege."
Modern Use:
Person 1: "If I don't find a second Job, then I may lose my House."
Person 2: "Ugh, another white, cis Male complaining about everything being handed to them. Go check your Privilege."
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