Achieving an ass future
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Ashdale Secondary College be like “Fuck bro another bomb threat”
1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)
2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.
3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.
Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.
Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.
A breeding ground for toys.
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These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.
Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.
A high school in Hong Kong. Famous for 8745 and Wan Lo.
-She studies in La Salle College.
-No way! It is a boy's school.
Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)
Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah
Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.
Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
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A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.
Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there
Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl
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