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When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"
Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.
Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.
Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything
Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.
yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?