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When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Secret code for masturbation.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.
Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.
When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.
I was completely power washed by him.
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.
I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.