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Another way of saying big old titties with some letters mixed around, and it also sounds pretty tight.
Her tig old biggies were so ginormous that she was the reason the Titanic went down so fast.
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The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.
Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
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the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.
"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."
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.........good old winchester, trusty single shot bolt action weapon
"good old winchester"
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The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.
'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'
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A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"
John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."
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