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Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016


Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 18, 2021


You got no Jams

Namjoon said this to Jimin when Hobi was trying to roast him in english

Namjoon: Jimin, you got no Jams

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- February 10, 2021

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Camel Toe Jam

When a woman has feminine debris left over in her frontal vagina fold. The debris could be load chunk due to dirty beave, dried blood, or a flaky skin discharge associated with skin problems/rash.

Damn I went down on this girl and she had so much camel toe jam that I had to floss my mouth 4 times after she left.

Damn girl, I aint gonna eat that, go clean that jam out of your camel toe, bitch.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

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Mukilteo Toe Jam

The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.

Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.

by Str4yD0g July 11, 2008

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Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.

"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"

by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012

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pencil jam art

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.

that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

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