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Also known as SP2.
A software update for the Microsoft Windows XP operating system.
A pitiful attempt by Microsoft to control the amount of circulating threats to their systems with basic, buggy applications. Utilizing their Windows Update service, the software is automatically downloaded and installed - an attempt to control the security market.
It contains basic software add-ons for their applications. These add-ons are very annoying, especially for the experienced computer users who already have better applications, but that are not recognized as proper programs as they are not authorized or owned by Microsoft.
Computers users with little experience are given a false sense of well being, and generally are taken advantage of.
SP2 contains a number of generally useless add-ons for their applications which although seem as if they will do your computer good, will affect perfectly working third party updates - such as registry updates or drivers. Once installed, SP2 will overwrite these, thus creating previously prevented problems.
SP2's threat preventing applications work alongside or conflict with similar yet more effective programs and continuously persist in annoying the user. For example, an effective popup blocker will show a message after successfully blocking a popup. However, SP2's popup blocker will either miss the popup, or appear over the third party popup blockers window, creating an annoyance for the user who has to close two windows. SP2's 'butting in' over other applications is probably fueled by Microsoft's desire to beat or own the competition - in this case, refusing to detect a more effective popular third party popup blocking application due to the fact that it is not owned or related to Microsoft.
In some cases, the user is forced to discard one of these applications, sometimes with SP2 Popup blocker prevailing.
Most components of SP2 are basically simple, yet annoying warnings regarding the download of suspicious files. If you hadn't ordered to download a program, what would make you download a program appearing from no-where?
Overall, SP2 is a trouble causing update that should be avoided if you already have applications that do the job that SP2 says it will. Rather that downloading a 70MB file, consult experienced computers for a better and smaller sized alternative.
1. I have installed Service Pack 2 and have been having all my old computer problems since.
2. It takes more than 20 minutes for SP2 to repair a wireless network connection, rather than a few seconds without it.
3. It took me 2 days to download Service Pack 2 on my Dial-up connection.
4. Service Pack 2 - All your previous computer problems in a 70MB file.
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partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.
My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing
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When you’re yearning for another man to come pack his meat in your box. This phrase is heard a lot throughout Wisconsin, Down town San Fransisco, and Tampa.
Wisconsinite: Hey Aaron, Go Pack Go!
Aaron: Which end do you want it packed in?
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A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.
Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.
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The act of packing boxes as they are going out the door.
"Just throw it all in the boxes, go go go! This is meth bust packing damn it!"
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1. A quick and witty negative response to a potential suitors advances. Typically given at a bar, party, or any popular hangout spot of single people.
2. A negative rebuttal to a "Pick-up line" which gives the pick up artist a clear cut sign that their attempts to woo a mate will be unsuccessful. Typically results in lower self-esteem on the part of the advancer.
Guy 1: I don't understand, I gave her my best Pick-Up line!
Guy 2: What did you say?
Guy 1: "Your place or mine?"
Guy 2: How'd that go for ya?
Guy 1: She said "Both, you go to yours, and I'll go to mine"
Guy 2: Damn man, that's your Pack-Up line, time to pack up and find a new girl, because that one isn't going anywhere.
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The term used when you can see nipples through outer clothing (Also known as 'Smuggling raisins')
Whoa check out Jane; she's packing tic-tacs/smuggling rasins
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