When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.
The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.
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When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.
"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."
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poop funny funi pop po fun p fn
funny poop? poopy is funny!!=+1?!
poop funny funny!!
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A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).
Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*
Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?
Andrew: No, poop cologne.
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The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
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The Evolutionary Leaf
With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.
Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.
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The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.
Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!
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