math retard

One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.

Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...

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full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.

Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.

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half-a-retard

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

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your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

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retard sandwich

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

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Retarded school

Also called state school or Special school

Is a school for retarded kid

So technically a school for Dumb ass idiots

Let's just say a unique child

Het father Signed her up for A retarded school

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mental retardation

Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree’s definitions/their entire existence

”Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree have mental retardation”

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