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The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
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When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.
Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.
I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
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A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
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Assorted meats wrapped in a lighty browned laughter encasing.
It's a long way to the shop for a sausage lol.
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Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.
We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
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Another way of saying The Penis
Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset
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A vagina that is ready and waiting.
yo my girl was so horny, she just wanted me to fill her hot sausage pocket.
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