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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018


Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 3, 2024


Stone Fox

an underrated movie/book where a child (Willy)'s grandfather almost dies and then Willy goes against an adult (Stone Fox) whos probably 26 years older than him and then Willy's dog fucking dies at the end while Stone fox threatens to shoot anyone who tries to win the race except Willy

me: i just cried when willy's dog died during the Movie Stone Fox
my friend: me too like wtf movie

by keyborad March 26, 2021


Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney October 10, 2015


stone rolling

the point in which you do not know whether you're just high or still rolling, or sometimes a combination of both.

Hey look at the stone rolling, wow.

by formulalloyd January 18, 2014


Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013


Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

by sicha_beast August 11, 2022