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A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line
yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL
Acronym for "No Girlfriend Around Blindness" Syndrome
When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.
Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
"Did Tj come to the party without his girlfriend?"
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
The extremely sore tongue muscles after a night of pleasuring your lady.
Guy one: What's with you today? I'm only getting one word answers to my questions
Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.
Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.
Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.
Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.
A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.
It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.
Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome
The condition that you cant help pressing the 'enter' button once you finish typing, even it is not a complete sentence.
"yo"
"wtsup"
"today i went to the mall yea"
"starbucks has this new drink"
"with jelly in it"
"i like it so much"
"!!!"
"dude, you totally have msn syndrome, finish your sentence in one box!"