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Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Boy: hey you want to have sex
Girl: yeah sure
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A gender
Bet You didn’t think something like that would be in the definitions
Furry: “ what SEX are they?”
“A male”
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how horny are you to search sex on urban dictionary? oh well here ya go.
Sarah and Jax were not dating for long, Jax arrived home and saw the door open, he went inside and saw Sarah masturbating. Sarah could feel Jax's desire to bang, and vice versa.
They did not even bother to shut the front door, Jax pushed Sarah to the sofa and took off his clothes, revealing his huge 10 inch dick. Jax climbed onto Sarah and inserted the 10 inch. They were moaning and banging for long, until Jax's best friend, Matt, was caught outside the almost fully opened front door, masturbating.
Instead of punishment, he was invited and then the threesome began........
You end what happens next you horny person....
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Sex is easy
It’s like maths:
Add a bed
Subtract clothes
Divide your legs
Hope you don’t multiply
Man I loved Julie and how we remembered maths last night sexing it up
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A legendary act performed only by the few who are worthy. Most can only dream...
Sex? Oh, yeah, I totally love *looks at smudged writing on hand* 'verguba.'
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