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Jew-turn

Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.

"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"

by Turtle494 March 07, 2008


Jew Rounding

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.

Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.

by jogro123 November 13, 2012


Hispanic-Jew

(n.)- when a Jewish woman and a Hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby....aka- how to make a Jewish mother go fucking insane.

"Hey mom, I'm dating a Hispanic guy."
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"

by Marky Panda July 02, 2013


'Like' Jew

A person that doesn't freely give out 'likes' on FaceBook

Oh damn man, this kid is such a 'Like' Jew.

by Awesome child May 29, 2010


Dirty Jew

A term to describe certain people or a person.

Jew better not Dirty Jew Me, jew dirty ass Dirty Jew.

by Canvaslander July 27, 2023


jew nagel

a jewish black person thats gay

Yo dude look at that jew nagel over there

by lil mc cheesy May 02, 2008


Jew Clown

1. noun- Hook nose Jew clown who strives to get the latest Dior Homme, at any price/sexual favor. Can be usually found in nearest fast food joint, or watching Jerry Springer at 12am on random couch. Also see: Matthieu

Matt IS the Jew Clown of all Jew Clowns. AGREED!

by hellsly May 04, 2008