Jew Move

This happens when you are playing a videogame (Halo 3 for example). You are fighing a person and you kill them, but you have extremely low health. Then, a person comes out of hiding and kills you instantly

Joe: Yes! I finally killed you Eric!
Colin: (comes in and kills Joe)
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew Move right there..

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Jew-turn

Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.

"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"

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Jew Rounding

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.

Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.

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Hispanic-Jew

(n.)- when a Jewish woman and a Hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby....aka- how to make a Jewish mother go fucking insane.

"Hey mom, I'm dating a Hispanic guy."
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"

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'Like' Jew

A person that doesn't freely give out 'likes' on FaceBook

Oh damn man, this kid is such a 'Like' Jew.

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Dirty Jew

A term to describe certain people or a person.

Jew better not Dirty Jew Me, jew dirty ass Dirty Jew.

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jew nagel

a jewish black person thats gay

Yo dude look at that jew nagel over there

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