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When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy
When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet
Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap
When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record
When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower
Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping
Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.
Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”
When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.
"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "
When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.
*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
"so i totally burrow jumped this girl last night, she loved that shit."