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the feeling one gets when his/her ego is boosted
I got an ego boner when Robbie told me my arms are bigger than his.
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When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.
Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."
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Art Boner- the product of emotional stimuli influencing physical change.
The Art Boner Enthusiast (commonly referred to as “ABE”) gets gratuitous amounts of pleasure in the works of the Avant Garde; This can be any number of things ranging from abstract electronica, pretentious works of art, and even spoken word poetry. Recipients of this phenomenon are commonly male and are usually deep thinkers, artists, and have accelerated IQ’s (although no formal studies have been conducted).
So now that we know what an “Art Boner” is, how do we go about finding someone who is capable of such a darn thing !?!
Be on the Lookout for….
1. Scarf’s- Regardless of season or temperature the scarf is a common accessory for the modern day “ABE”
2. Caffeine- True Artistes are statistically shown to drink 200% more caffeinated beverages than the average philistine, be on the look out for potential candidates sporting ceramic coffee cups into the wee small hours
3. Thick Frame Glasses- Weirdo’s have poor vision; they also find great influence in the music styling’s of Elvis Costello
4. Pop Art- If you are fortunate enough to step into the dwelling of someone you feel has classic symptoms of “ABE” one must judge the surroundings to gather clues. If there is a print of Andy Warhol’s famous “Campbell’s Soup Can” tacked to the ceiling and a box of tissue appropriately placed nearby, chances are you have found an “ABE”.
Kris: "Did you hear the orgasmic moans coming from Tevin's room last night?"
Tyler: "Yes, I think the Stanley Kubrick movie marathon was on"
Kris: "Nothing gets Tevin's Art Boner going quite like 2001: A Space Odyssey"
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The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.
girl: DO you EVER get boners!
boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.
girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner
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The term for when something is too exciting and gives you a feeling of immense pleasure.
Stan: Hey man, what did you think of skydiving?
Ryan: It was insane, it gave me the biggest adrenaline boner of my life!
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A massive erection on a skinny kid whose erection is thicker than his waist.
Alexis, I have a Droner Boner for you.
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When your life is going incredibly well. Its as if you get a hard on for your life.
Dude my life is going so well, I have such a raging life boner.
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