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A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off
-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off
Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos
Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t
Me to dara
Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D
basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
The Dark Souls boss of highways. Traveling anywhere on it is equivalent to being a pirate during a tsunami.
Person 1: I have to drive on I-95 every day to get to work.
Person 2: Lmao that sucks dude
The perfect response. Inspired by the "9+10=21" meme, it is an extremely versatile phrase with the ability to be changed to suit the user's needs. The phrase can be changed through changing the subject pronoun (always the second word) of the phrase from "I" to "You", "We", "He", "She", "They", and "It". The first and third words can change states, such as going from "No I not" to "Yes I am", or "Yeah I am".
"How was your day?"
"No I not."
"Is he gonna ask her out?"
"No he not. He's gonna chicken out."
The ability to know without having been told; a satiable state of being; acceptance of another person entirely, (good & bad); the flutter in your chest and relaxing of tensions, when they touch you; the first person that comes to mind when you weigh consequence; the joy deep down in your abdomen you feel when your doing something for them; the need to please; the person you brag about.
Each time he leaves, "I love You"
She says, "I love You, too"