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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021


The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024


The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024


Strath man

A strath man is a term used for adults who predate on young children via video chat services such as Omegle, Chat Roulette, Discord etc.

Jesi was caught chatting up kids on the internet.. what a strath man

by Bonez556 May 27, 2022


Tuwular Man

The lead rebel of a tribe usually very coloured and has a bakery bald, shiny head with the first name Alewe (a-lee-wee)

Run it’s tuwular man alewe

by VeryBigHumoungousShaft June 17, 2018


The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.

After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.

by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023


Small man in the corner

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.

Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.

by JSAVTHEOLD March 23, 2022