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A girl who you would do any time, any day. Period.
Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly, and Jessica Alba are all 24/7 girls to me.
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Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)
You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.
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A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
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7 knots of of love refers to a practice in which a woman slowly inserts a knotted rope into the anus of a man who is having sex with her. At the moment of climax, the woman jerks out the rope. The practice is rarely utilized in the US because; A. It's disgusting; and B. It's hazardous on several levels. Sometimes customers in Asian brothels request the procedure but it's likely that the customer doesn't realize what it is that they're asking for. Needless to say, if they get the treatment, they'll never forget it.
I asked her for the 7 knots of love and I've been using Depends ever since.
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an excellent song made by Flogging Molly
seven drunken pirates we're the 7 deadly sins
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The greatest Final Fantasy to have been created. While it is awsome, too many people "cried" at the end of disk one. For those who have played it, you know what I mean. Those who "cry" in a video game need a life and a huge reality check with a nail studded stick.
Sephiroth pwns! Too many whiny bitches are playing a tight ass game like Final Fantasy 7!
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The greatest fart of them all
Damn you Oooloo, did you let out a mode 7? PEUN!!
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