my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

Vereena Sayed

A girl that gives the best advice and is perfect in every way.

Person 1: Vereena is so perfect.
Person 2: I agree!!

Uh Stan Vereena Sayed for clear skin😗

i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

Syakeel always say go away to Shan his Brother and make him cry

saying RAWR all the time

means whore

Girl: RAWR ;)
Boy1: o__o
Girl: RAWR ;)
Boy2: O___O
Boy1: Dude, shes a whore. (saying RAWR all the time)

Saying 'K'

This is a technique used to show others you are gay without saying it directly

"What ya doing"
"K"
"Oh I see you're saying 'K'"

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY