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The only president that has the brain of a squirrel. If u meet Donald Trump, run away as fast as u can. U will probably be very scared of this orange.
Guy #1 "Donald Trump just one the election"
Guy #2 "I know the United States is doomed"
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The worst person in the world we should build a wall around him so we can't ruin our country what a dumbass Donald trumps can be.
Who is Donald Trump we should just kick him out of class because he just being such a Donald Trump build a wall against him him that will help
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A cumshot that should've been swallowed.
Donald Trump is a Fuckwit
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An racist asshole that 50% of America dislikes.
"Donald Trump is so racist!"
"You can't make the world a better place with orange skin!" - Micheal Trapson 2016
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An egomaniacle, chauvinistic, xenophobic, shit stain that made a different campaign promise nearly everyday until enough morons bought his load of bullshit that he could make it into office and give all of his rich freinds positions of political power so they can change laws to favor their own businesses. Easily identified by his baby hands, ridiculous orange hairpiece, and mouth that looks like a dogs asshole right before it takes a big shit. Well-known for establishing a fake college to rip-off hard working americans trying to better their lives and having diarrhea of the mouth. Also known to sexually assault women whenever he feels like it. The worst example of a human with a personality disorder there is. The next president of the United States.
Oh no! Donald trump will be the next president!? Everyone who isn't in the top one percent is fucked.
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I swear, if Donald Trump becomes president, I'm gonna move out of this country. Possibly even out of this world, to the moon or whatever.
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The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
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