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Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.
You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
“I love how cool Evan is!”
Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being
Evan was doing jabol yesterday