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Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...
Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.
Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.
someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass
omg i love her she's such an Evan
Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough
An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.
Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman
A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words
Julian evans is such a great teacher