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Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

by Gennregon June 25, 2021


facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever

Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.

by viridicyana November 30, 2009


Facebook Stalin

n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.

Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.

by krazyskull October 19, 2011


facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011


Facebook Left

When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile

"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"

by Abdullah Fata'ai August 25, 2012


Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.

Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!

by gamerdude949 May 27, 2009


facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

by Mirkman November 14, 2010