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When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.
"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."
"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
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the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever
Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
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n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.
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when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?
Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
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You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.
joe blow's status message -
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
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When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile
"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"
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when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.
Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)
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