Pookemon Go

The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot

Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.

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go to space

To become high from the consumption of marijuana

"Hey, want a beer?"
"Nah I think imma just go to space tonight"

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Going for a Hollywood

You know in movies, when there's a sex scene... the guy n the gal come together and without any hand-guidance or as much as a glance down it just glides straight in first time...

when you try this... this is "going for a hollywood"

Variation: "a spikey hollywood"

you went for a hollywood, (doggy style, not a good idea) you got it wrong.. it went in, but ... well... you get the idea. She screams, you realise, pull out, a small nugget of shit follows you out, you see it and throw up over her back.

"Spike? I heard a scream, are you.... what the f*** went on here?"

"I was going for a hollywood"

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go on a retreat

a term used by kids at catholic high schools when others are being assholes. the main retreat is Kairos. Unlike public school kids.

Jim: Fuck everybody!

Jenn: What's wrong?

Jim: I'm stressed and pissed:

Ryan: (whispers) hey adam.

Adam:what?

Ryan: he need to go on a retreat.

Adam: Hell yes, especially Kairos

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going dodo

becoming extinct or irrelevant. no longer necessary

With the advent of finger touch interfaces, the mouse is going dodo.

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Go JetBlue

After the recent events involving a JetBlue Flight Attendant cussing out a passenger and quitting his job over the PA system, this phrase is used in lieu of "Go Postal"

If I have to put up with one more bitchy customer, I'm gonna Go JetBlue on them

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refilling on-the-go

The act of filling up your cup of soda once again just before leaving any type of dine-in restaurant. This is usually planned out ahead of time. Anyone intelligent will purposely order the smallest sized drink and refill it as many times as they need and one final time before hitting the road. Even if you aren't thirsty, you will still refill your beverage anyway right before you leave the restaurant.

"I'm sick and tired of those little bastards refilling on-the-go every time they leave my restaurant. They take one sip of their soda and then trash it once they get outside."

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