JETBLUE

an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!

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JetBlue

Transitive Verb. /

The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: Krikey! Did you see Jill go all JetBlue, tonight at the party?

Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.

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JetBlues

The feeling you get when you hate your job, or the customers you deal with. Reference to Steven Slater, the Flight Attendent who, after a scene with a passenger, shouted expletives over the P.A. system, then grabbed a beer and slid down the emergency chute.

These non-tippers give me the JetBlues.

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jetblue

Not only a modern airline, but an airline that offers free satellite TV service in every seat. There is an LCD screen embedded in the seat back in front of you, allowing you to watch
tv during your flight.

I flew from miami to New York on Jetblue.

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jetBlue

Startup airline with one of the newest fleets of any airline. They fly discount routes from Long Beach to NYC, and many others. Bling Blingy!

"I flew jetBlue."

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JetBlued

Euphemistic way of expressing someone got screwed or ripped off.

Eptymology: Originated shortly after the February 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless JetBlue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.

Jack: Check out this amazing diamond ring I bought for my wife on the internet.
Steve: Bro, that's clealy a fake ring.
Jack: You're kidding right?
Steve: Nah, man. You got JetBlued.

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JetBlue

Best airline ever made. Offers the best legroom in economy class, complimentary beverage service, and free wi-fi (the only US airline to do so.) They also have some nice flight attendants. Better than Southwest.

Person 1: You should fly on American
Person 2: Nah man, JetBlue is better, I dont wanna be flying on one of those trash "Big 4" airlines

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