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Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022


Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024


Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 24, 2010


Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020


Goose baby

Entanglement

Blood let’s hit the function u see baby right there I’m finna goose baby on daygo bloods

by Mount Miguel G Blad April 3, 2024


Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017


communist-goose

Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.

Holy shit i think that was a flock of communist-goose”

by Communist goose December 11, 2021