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based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.
*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg
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a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.
ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.
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This Means the person does not wan't to show their scars from self harming them selves
Girl 1 "hey why are u wearing long sleeves in the summer"
Girl 2 "#I'm just cold "
Girl 1 "oh ok that's weird"
Girl 2 hurts inside
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To say something when theres something to be said but you have nothing relative to say.
Person 1: "I woke up late, I stubbed my toe, I had a flat tire, I went to work, I got fired, I came home and caught my girlfriend with the UPS guy... now what?
Person 2: "You know... Its just cheese really."
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looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless
can be applied to anything or anyone
john is just like a canadian quarter
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A super shit song that people like
Intro
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do
Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
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The act of taking used or nasty chapstick and proceeding to apply the chapstick to an unsuspecting stranger/person's face or belongings while afterwards yelling "YOU GOT CHAPED!"
(Girl takes nasty used chapstick and puts it on her friend's face.)
Friend: "AW!! GROSS!!"
Girl: "HAHA!! YOU JUST GOT CHAPED!!"
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