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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019


licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 27, 2020

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I lick that dot off

A phrase used when describing the action of licking the "dot" of an Indian woman's head.

"Come here girl, I lick that dot off...Mmmm! What flavor is that? Strawberry? That's one tasty-ass dot, girl!"

by Dghguehoielkcfowp February 24, 2007

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licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 30, 2019

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Asshole licking yay

Every good girl deserves to have her asshole licked.

Asshole licking yay

One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘… Mmmn, what a turn-on.

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

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New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer July 30, 2015

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douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 10, 2011

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