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an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
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A phrase used when describing the action of licking the "dot" of an Indian woman's head.
"Come here girl, I lick that dot off...Mmmm! What flavor is that? Strawberry? That's one tasty-ass dot, girl!"
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When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
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Every good girl deserves to have her asshole licked.
Asshole licking yay
One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
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When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
"Have you seen Juan?"
"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"
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This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.
Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”
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someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.
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