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A period of time where a stan of the song “Mo Bamba” must not listen to “Mo Bamba” because it is gay.
I am NOT going to fail No Mo Bamba March.
The effect when someone starts playing Mo Bamba by Sheck Wes and everyone in the general area gets hype for no reason
Person 1: “Yo james just started playing Mo Bamba”
Person 2: “oh God, here comes the Mo Bamba Effect”
Slang for: Love My Toe. Meaning camel toe, which means love my vagina. Used by women who believe they are only being used for sex.
James: "Hey Girl!"
Betty: "Lo Mo Toe"
James: "Woah! C'mon I wanted to take you out to dinner and have nice conversation!"
Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX, 墨香铜臭) is a pseudonym for a very popular Danmei author. MXTX has written 3 novels and is working on a fourth, MoDao ZuShi, (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation,) Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing,) and SVSSS (Scum Villain's Self Saving System.)
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.
I just started reading Mo Xiang Tong Xiu's books, and she's a really good writer!