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A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.
This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.
A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy
Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.
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It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend
Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off
When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.
"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."
"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."
A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.
My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.
a raspy, often "out-of-breath" voice that is developed following oral sex
dude: you hear that girl talk during the presentation today?
dude 2: yeah, totally penis voice, i wonder who was the lucky guy.
A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.
Hey Sam! You penis patcher!