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Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018


Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls July 19, 2013


Nut Fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.

Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.

by Happy Boy December 9, 2009


drunk nuts

When your so drunk that you go nuts!

If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!

by DamonLeviAsh September 6, 2022


Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 3, 2011


Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020


Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...

“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”

by Ihavegunga59 July 18, 2019