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Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet
Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with
Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.
Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will
You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?
Was once one of the most valuable items of all time
Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?
Once mackensie put his finger up his ass
Hello bruv i like toilet paper
Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.
Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story