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Abbey Park

A place of fun and jolly ness

The Abbey Park can be found in the heart of Leicester, and is a beautiful place to spend a few hours, or even a whole day relaxing whislt being stared at by a bunch of drunk goths emos skaters or stalked.

You can find plenty to do here, including looking around the Chinese Garden littered with vodka bottels walking around the lake or watching a random person piss in a hedge while you picnic on the grass.

One of the wonderful attractions at the park is the boating lake. You can hire a pedalo, or small boat, and spend some time quietly cruising along the vomit polluted water watching life go by.Or watch a random person dive face first into the water and be attacked by rabid geese.

The Abbey Park is a wonderful place to visit if you happen to be in Leicester. Other places that may atrract you are the clocktower and suicide alley.

by Dead Jimmy November 28, 2006

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Parking Queen

A female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.

Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*

by FuzzyFruit October 31, 2007

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Linkin Park

The most successful band in the world that combines rock, rap and electronic music. I love them and if you actually listen their lyrics they really do describe a lot of real emotions.

Unlike the people who classify themselves as a rap artist because they string a few words together and are surrounded by half naked woman and weed in their videos. Real rap artists are eminem, tupac, dr dre etc.

And please ignore the musically obnixous twats on here who classify linkin park as 'emo' because the lead singer isn't a sex addict who objectives women and smokes weed all day long doing fuck all, and making money from it.

Phew, had to get that off my chest :D

Complete twat: OMG LYK LINKIN PARK ARE SO FUCKING EMO, PASS ME THE WEED.

Other twat: IKR RITE, THE LEAD SINGER DOESN'T EVEN CHEAT ON HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal person: wtf?

by LpRandomperson July 9, 2011

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linkin park

The best band ever and despite contrary belief, a very talented and succesful band.

Their name is a deliberate misspeling of a famous monument where they grew up.

Before Linkin Park signed with warner brothers they were known as Hybrid Theory because of their hybrid between rap, rock and elctronica. This is now the name of their first released album.

Before the band Hybrid Theory there was Xero which was more focused on Hip Hop.

They play to real life problems and put on the best live show ive ever seen at download 07.

Their latest album, Minutes to midnight, wasnt as good as their other albums but still, its brilliant.

So far they are the only band to have successfully combine three styles as different as rap, rock and elctronica and appeal to most audiences.

The band consists of:
Chester Bennington - Lead Vocals
Mike Shinoda - Keyboard, Rhythm Guitar, Emcee, Vocals
Joe Hahn - Turntables
Brad Delson - Lead Guitar
Dave 'Phoenix' Farrell - Bass
Rob Bourdon - Drums

"Hear me out now, you're gonna listen to me like it or not right now" Clearly singing about arguing, a common thing...

Lyrics from Faint by Linkin Park

by AxxeMaster October 26, 2007

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palisades park

Palisades Park is the most gangster spot in all of New Jersey. well, except for West New York.

Stop reading this Pop. Palisades Park.

by StudentStudent March 26, 2008

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Jew Park

To park ones car too close behind or in front of another's car and thus blocking them in.

Aww man some ass hole Jew Parked behind me and i cant get out now

by beserk_hobo January 8, 2009

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south park

the best goddam show in the world keepin kids out in mastic rofl 4 hours

Nukka 1: that south park is da shit homie!
nukka 2: true dat n btw FUK ALL THEM BITCH ASS POLICE

by AngelXXXdust May 31, 2008

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