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When a guy has abnormally large testicles. Comparable in size to a pig.
"Holy fuck did you hear about Alex?!" "Stacy became a complete ball fondler when they hooked up at Jaxx's party last week, with how happy she was; Rumour is he's got a set of pig balls down there."
"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.
This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.
The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009
PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.
ROFL
is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?
Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"
Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night
The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."
I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.
cruising around at night, searching for squad cars with their lights on, spying on the cops and taking notes.
"I've got a police scanner, night-vision camcorder, binoculars, a thermos of coffee, and tinted windows. Tonight's pig-spotting night."
The act of pulling the male penis out of the females anus and slapping it on her body.
After doing her in the ass I had to pull out and give her the old pig plop!
Someone whose hauling ass on the road or just haulin ass in general
That guy just drove by like a buttered pig doing 90 in a 65......