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This is the "HC" version of rule 8 and rule 8b
"If two persons are doing something REALY important and one gets a phone call, and aswers that (no matter what the phone call is about). Interupting everything, the one that answered the phone, has to sleep with the other one if he or she wants it"
Girl1: "So my father died last week, and I dont know..."
*ring* *ring*
Guy1: "I'am so sorry but I have to take this"
Girl1: "well atleast something good happens to me, cuz' of rule 8c"
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If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.
I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.
A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.
I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.
If your friend can’t afford food, buy them food.
“Bro i’m hungry but I can’t afford food” “no worries bro i got you, rule 400”
Who ever rolled it smokes it first.
Person 1: yo lemme get first hit
Person 2: fuck no i rolled it
Person 1: but its my shit i bought it
Person 2: "rollers rules"
a rule to reject someone from taking part in some activity based on a lack of competence. (it's a joke)
Johnny: I can't log on, anyone else having trouble?
Billy: The nab rule's effect tonight.
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If she has thick eyebrows, theres a better than average chance she has a thick bush.
"Dude, Emilia Clarke totally follows the eyebrow rule!"