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when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them
ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper
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A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.
Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.
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Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!
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Man in jacket who has no visible arms that screeches and charges at random people. Do not approach the “thing”.
Oh no it’s the Russian chicken, here come dat boi!
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A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.
Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."
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A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
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atleast 7 men run a train on a woman. No one can wear condoms. If she becomes pregant, the biological father must marry the woman and raise the child with her. It is highly recommended the woman gives consent. The loser faces a fate worse than regular russian roulette. Side bets are optional, if gambling is legal in your state.
Real men play russian train roulette.
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