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An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.
Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!
Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?
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An overused youtube comment in which a poster that has viewed a video produced by a popular youtuber that has just been uploaded. If a lot of people watch a video that has just been released at the same time, the youtube view counter gets stuck at around 300-320. Also called the "Under 306 Club" "Under 311 Club" etc.
Thumbs up if you are in the under 300 club.
Welcome to the Under 300 Club. Have a coctail.
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A Hardcore band from the greater New York Metropolitan area who sing in both Spanish and English. They started playing shows in 1996 and are hard as fuck. Songs of note "Slow With Your Hands" "Narco Cabron" and "Chin Music".
"A Billy Club Sandwich is like a knuckle sandwich only it hurts more."
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"
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From the movie Just Go With It, Sheep Fight Clubs are often used for the owners of sheeps. Sheep fight against each other in these clubs because their owners buy them on gotprettysheep.com
"The new thing is they're training them for the sheep fight clubs, and all you hear is hoof kick, hoof kick, hoof kick, hook kick, ba, bah bah bah," <must be spoken in norwegian accent>
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A group of Burrell girls who suck dick for 5 dollars.
Last night i met up with one of the members of the 5 dollar club and man it sure was worth my 5 bucs.
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The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.
Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.
The echelon of intelligence where one has an IQ of less than 100. The morons who believe they are an expert in every subject and believe their opinion is more valid and/or unanimously shared among their peers. They believe that constantly calling something what they believe it is means that it objectively must be that thing. Jealousy, ignorance, or idiocy can be the root cause of this elite club.
"What is it with baseball that triggers the Below 100 Club?"
"Twitter just won an award for being the number one site that contains members of the Below 100 Club."