ice cream cone

when someone says something to try to butter you up.

"I don't need an ice cream cone"
"It's not an ice cream cone!.. What's an ice cream cone?"
"Oh, you know, here's something to make you feel good, something sweet that melts in 5 minutes. I don't need it. I'm cool with whatever you want to say or not say."

-Elizabethtown

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oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

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creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.

Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.

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shittin ice cream

to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.

look at that guy struttin around this block acting like he owns it. man hes touching himself too. he must thing hes shittin ice cream

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Shits Ice Cream

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

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Ice Cream Headache

1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.

2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.

Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!

God: Haha, that's what ya get.

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ice cream

The money that one specifically spends on jewelry

And see I got that nice green,
My money I spend on jewels,
I call it my ice cream
- Jibbs in "Chain Hang Low"

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