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To have sex (whether to be anal/oral) with a goat out of fun
Alex is such a goat raper
Fusion looks at goat raper porn to jack off
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Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.
Rhonwe just caught Jeff Billy Goating the babysitter.
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When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard.
Dude i totally did an alaskan billy goat with Kevin's mom last night.
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To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.
R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.
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To marry someone to get their goat
Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat
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The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
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A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"
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