mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

Trumped the shark

For example, a campaign might "Trump the shark" if it starts to lose popularity, its quality decreases, or its ratings drop. The phrase can also be used to describe when the candidate becomes restless, engages in rambling personal attacks instead of policy discussion, or ultimately reaches the limits of public interest.

Trump's presidential campaign has Trumped the shark.

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

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Tallulah shark

An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark

“Tallulah Shark is truly the greatest thing that has happened to Twitter” - Mariah Carey

Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!