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a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.
Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
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mostly occurring in Japanese males, a condition where hair is not present from the ankle down, covering the foot.Thus giving the appearance of a fleshy coloured sock.
"Wow Todd!you have a skin sock!"
"So Does my brother Sara!"
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The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.
"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."
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When your girl is giving you a foot job wearing socks and you cum all over the socks.
Dude I gave my girl some wet socks last night .
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to do something realy cool or amazing
it can be inhansed by the adding of other word like major-it rocks major socks
guy 1: did you play that new game for the wiis3
guy 2: hell yea it rocks socks
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Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.
I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!
“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”
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A sock used to clear up or collect semen after male masturbation. It should be applied prior to masturbation in the same manner as a condom. Although not a common method of clearing up, it is often the most convenient as it is readily available and can be reused multiple times.
"Hey do you have any tissue, i'm going to go masturbate?"
"Here just use my bop sock"
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