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Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be

Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?

Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units

by dingas4lyf March 9, 2016


The United States of America

The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.

Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

by Mr hurr durr April 23, 2022


United Australia Party

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).

The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023


Special Control Unit

A small force of MichalPiwkoMekal's Special Containment Procedures Foundation Security Department which deals with everything from protection to recontainment. The Mobile Task Forces have always had issues with this sub-division due to it's superior nature.

E-11 dickless virgin "fuck special control unit"
scu chad "lol bc we're better"
E-11 "NOO DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT RC HIERARCHY RC HIERARCHY UR BAD"
finleys09 (ex e-11 tfl current asd) snipes the scu with his one shot gun and works on his god complex

by bigman124325 September 28, 2020


Unusual Incidents Unit

Knockoff version of the Mobile Task Force

"Hey, who are those idiots over there?"
"They're the Unusual Incidents Unit, cadet."
"Oh..."

by epicman4192 January 15, 2021


Mobile Drunkard Unit

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.

Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.

by Brot7zo October 8, 2007


collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

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